If I drank aviation fuel would that mean when I break wind I could fly?

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No you retard

i wouldnt think so

Explain the growth of Air travel Industry?

Just dont nick it from a british airways plane cos you are never gonna fart on time and you will get in loads a sh*t

you need to go to a major train station and ask one of the people who always seem to hang around outside. Then again mentholated spirit is not as strong I think.

How does one apply for a cabin crew position?

look forward to the news story! You will doubtless make the Darwin Awards.

how old do you have to be to get your privates pilot license?

Try it and see

How fast does a single engine plane go ie Cessna?

if you do and it works let us know! If you end up in hospital severly ill then we'll all just laugh

Why do we have to transit ourselves the heavy luggage in Toronto airport?

Like a bloody rocket!!

how do you take a floatplane out of the water?

No you would most likely get sick or die

What does a Flight Test Engineer do ?

when you do fart after drinking aviation fuel do the world a favour and stand with your back to a naked flame

what are the cloud clearance and visibility requirements when operating in controlled airspace below 10.000 ft

you could be jet propelled if you light it as well

anyone know anything about aircraft pneumatics??

if it does work can i hitch a lift to spain. thanks.

why do you not apply brakes while weighing a plane?

No, it would just mean that you are going to die. If they put you on oxygen you might just explode in the ambulance or ER but that's the closest you will come to "flying."

is f22-raptor invisible to enemy radar?

i don't think so. if you do, let me know.

news in aviation?

No, it would be a suicidal . With oxygen in the atmosphere you may explode in mid air, which one can say a flying experience.

how much weight i can carry in continental airline from maryland to houston?

Dear Mr. Hero,

How to take off properly using VNAV in a B744?

after I answer your question from ur question about your fake wife mad at your for sleep with fake best friend. anyway, and then I saw you with the question of "why people take so serious for the question"

i've read many about the 747-8 but will avionics be same as 747-400?

okay, Look, we all have this so called funny bone. okay but you know what. for that question you ask about your wife. I won't of know or take it as jokes. because we believe in you and also feel sorry for your fake wife.

What is the fastest American fighter jet currently used?

I think you're very inconsiderate of others and you think you're funny. I agree with you. YOU'RE SO STUPID funny. that's so meant and disrespect of others.

Will there be a day when computers fly planes?

IF YOU WANT TO ASK A JOKING QUESTION. YOU SHOULD WROTE:

Does anyone have a slight idea of how much a HELICOPTER is?

JUST A JOKING:

where does every one an a satuday?

WHAT IF....

Would *you* credit the notion T. rex was a pack hunter if new science hinted at that being fact?

look, don't you have anything better to do than make fun of people here. don't you see this is bad deed. apperancely not. regardless we never see others. you should respect others. because appearly others resepct you and care for you enough to asnwer some of your question so trick by you.

In gas turbine engines and jet engines what kind of an oil lubrication system do they use??

take good care. be respect to others.

Why no airstair's on modern-day aircraft?

when you respect someone else, actually you're giving respect to your self.

can ex- convicts obtain a faa pilot's license?

Drink enough and you will go on a one way trip to the morgue.

women in fighter aircraft?

try it and let us all know the answer

what is the white cloud around a jet as it breaks the sound barrier?

don't know but i'll come and watch and we can find out

Is British Airways going to buy the Airbus A380?

Afraid not! you wouldn't rise to any heights at all, probably be the opposite. You would be lowered approximately six feet