Spitfire Undercart.?

Question:
My undercart keeps getting stuck in the up position it dosent worry me but tacky little erks keep firing flares at me when I try to land,Do you think I could get rid of them by doing a strafing run of the airfield or do I need a proffesional exterminator?

Answers:

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If your undercart is stuck then land on him old bean.

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If it's the old one you need to pump up by hand(undercart),i think you should get a more modern one they are more reliable.

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Think you need to vistit the VD clinic. Always best when tacky erks fire flares on landing. Cut down on the viagra to sort out the undercarriage problem. An emergency blow down bottle would help but it's just a one shot!

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It must be a bugger taking off.

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It may be the hydraulic fluid, check to see if that's got enough there, if not, it may be the electronics.

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You will have trouble staying in formation and get shot down by a Messerschmitt. All that takatakatakatakataka training for nothing.

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Problem solved.

"The sky's the limit", do u agree?

What model? Later ones had problems with the compressing mechanism for the longer legs, anyway the old girl is at least 60 years old so be grateful you are able to try to land and that the wings have not come off yet.
Strafing is a bit dodgy, Old Wily Willy has it sussed in the Bf 109 with an engine mounted Motoren Cannon and two 13mm machine guns flanking the engine, just aim and hit, but in a Spit even with point harmonisation you will only hit something straight in front at that point harmoniation range. drop a drop tank full of Napalm on the buggers they wont do it again in a hurry after a dose of that.

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Just make sure you don't get chased by a Fokker. Especially if the Fokker is a Messerschmitt.

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OI!

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There's nothing wrong with us Erks! If it wasn't for us, you'd be permanently grounded!

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Try and strafe me and I'll make sure your plane never takes off again!

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