Can anyone help me name my car?

Question:
Hi, I'm asking this question because I need help naming my car! I know I'm retarded.(lol) Okay, I once had a 1990 Toyota camry and My cousin named her for me.Her name is Lechainia,I know, ghetto.(lol)I also had another car,a ford contour spt. I loved that car! I named her Esmeralda. I recently sold both. I don't like to drive duds. My cars have to have personalities. When I drive my new Mitsubishi Montero I feel weird. Oh yea, I decided that this time my car is a dude. Enough with chics, Esmeralda and Lechainia drove me nuts. And they better not be retarded names like betty, because that's just plain damn retarded...

Answers:

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