Who knows any good car jokes ex. Ford= Found On Road Dead or Geo= Good Engineering Overlooked?

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Do any car makers still make woodgrain cars?

i happen to know a bunch. me and my buddies love these things i'll start with my favorite
ACURA- Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
ACURA- Always Catching Up Rarely Ahead
HONDA- Hold On N*gga Danger Ahead
HONDA- Hold On Not Done Accelerating
AUDI- Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
SAAB- Swedish Automobile Always Broken
GMC- Got a Mechanic Coming
GMC- Generically Made Chevy
DODGE- Drunk Old Dudes Going Ease
TOYOTA- To Often Yanks Overprice This Auto
CHEVROLET- Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
FORD- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
NISSAN- Need I Say Something About Nothing
MOPAR- Move Over People Are Racing

Wrong or right, If your other half has a flat in his car 2 flats damaging the rims, no way to work and...?

Ford= Fu*ked over repaired dodge or Fixed or repaired daily

How to fight off a no bus fare ticket?

FORD=Fix Or Repair Daily

Who can come take a wrecked car for free?

FORD=first on race day

need info on a mazda mx3 1.5 dohc - bhp, mpg, 0-60, top speed?

BMW = Break My Windows

What makes a Ford triton motor a triton? What makes it different from a regular V 8 or V10?

This is kind of messed up because I drive a Pontiac Formula Firebird and it's kind of racist but, Pontiac= Poor Old N!gger Thinks It's A Cadillac

Why did we make Hydrogen Cars?

GMC Garage Mechanic's Companion :-)