Can you settle this argument?

Question:
OK: my dad & I have a little difference of opinion on this. When you see a car with one headlight, do you say PAdiddle, or is it KAdiddle?

Answers:

what are the benifits of a synthetic oil?

PAdiddle!

Car w/ best gas mileage dat can fit a family of 4 plus luggage?

neither

Why would anyone want to steal my 1999 Chevy Lumina?

I will not say any of them!! But if i have to chose then I will select Padiddle!
I hope this helps!!

can bikes run on CNG as main source of fuel?

neither I say "oh his headlight bulb has gone" unless i am alone in which case i do not say anything

Why are air cooled engines more noisy than liquid cooled ones?

I have never jeard of that one....

What kind of car should I convert to?

Neither - I say, " Youve got a defective front headlight on this vehicle sir. Switch off the engine and step out the vehicle" At this point my partner starts searching the vehicle for contraban. If any is found, we charge the perp with about half of it and smoke or snort the rest later. It makes the night shift a much nicer shift to be on. Being a copper rocks - Id advise it to anyone as a career.

looking for info on a 1997 subaru forester 2lt turbo - bhp, mpg, 0-60, top speed, etc...?

We used to say "PER diddle"

Questions on driving.?

Padiddle! If it happens to be a VW bug with one headlight, you say punchbug and hit the person next to you.

Should I drive a foreign car?

well us normal people look at the car and say "hey, a motorcycle!" then when we get closer and notice that its a car we say "Oh, nevermind.. its just a car with a dead bulb..." unless us normal people happen to be alone.. then we dont say anything...

Is it legal to have underbody car neons in Utah?

personally i think you guys should fight each other too see whose right. sounds like an intense and intellectual fight. good LUCK!

Why are green cars driven by old farts with beards and a Yorkie on the parcel shelf?

You say "PA-DIDDLE!" and punch them in the face, and then they owe you a beer.

Can one eye people drive the car or bike?

Neither, its called a "One-eyed Bandit"

car clean and shiny anyway to get your glass to shine like new glass?

PADIDDLE, he should know that as that has been the saying for years, I was a teenager in the middle 60's and we said that back then.

will there be any problems?

Paddidle.. then punch the ceiling

i have 3 tickets and this is how i got them........?

say what u feel like. but first u and ur papa should get off the road. that car is not safe