Why did the bus driver nearly crash ?

Question:
A bus driver picked up an old lady. She sat behind him. After a while she gave him some nuts. Not being rude he accepted and gobbled them up. Every few more stops she gave him more nuts... so he kept on eating.

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The driver was confused now and asked ' Where are you getting all these nuts from?'

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The old lady replies ' Oh i can't chew them. I only like the chocolate around them. '

Answers:

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ha ha ha, I actually done that to my sister once after the dog had sucked the chocolate off!

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LOL~that's funny....digusting, but funny though! :)

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Ewwwww. But funny. :D

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which nuts was the chocolate on when he nearly crached

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That driver required more experience both in life as well as in his profession.

What was the hardest traffic jam ever?

That has gotta be the oldest and cheesiest joke in the whole of the bus driving Elite,
lol my friend ,but don't let me see you on the road!
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