The ship is sinking and I haven't finished my vodka yet. What do I do?

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Hi has anyone built a selway fisher, 12ft 6in motor canoe ?.?

ask the steward for a go cup

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abandon ship (with the vodka of coarse)

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If 3 boats had deadrise angels of: 21, 24, and 25 degrees.....which one would perform better in rough water?

Silly! Just sit it out and have some more vodka! Nothing to bad can realy be happining... Right?

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What is the best boat anchor?

guzzle that **** and jump!

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I'm looking for offshore tugboat shipyard in Florida?

Ask again

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can i find a diesel supplier online?

guzzle that **** and jump!

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what size prop would you expereanced boater use on a 19ft,125 hp force bayliner boat?

awww! it ain't sinkin' that fast, finish your drink. signed, Capt. Smith.

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what kind of care does it take2 make a large whitewater raft last the longest possible?

you must be at the bar as your ship is going down,so just sit back finish your vodka and watch and ENJOY

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Mrs. Suzie had a tugboat? Then what happened?

I would suggest, depending on how much you have already consumed, if it is below half, then go ahead and drink the rest. You might as well now. This may prevent you from freezing to death in the worst case scenario, like waters below 40 degrees.

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I have been trying to come up with the perfect name for our 25 ft pontoon boat. Any suggestions out there?

well first find a hot chick well ur boat is still afloat then bone her on ur boat b4 it sinks thts wut ide do.

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what is the material of construction for the ships?

start chugging

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Imagine about sailing in the big ocean by yuor self in a conventional boat that have no compass,gps,no technoe

Freshin' drinks!
Turn on bilge pumps.
Freshin' Drinks!
Turn on bilge blower fans
Freshin' Drinks!
Turn on motors.
Freshin' Drinks!
Beach ship.
Freshin' Drinks!

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Please give me the names of some companies that make yachts?

you should going down with the boat because you should be drinking and boating at the same time.. that is what makes the real boater look bad!! where is the coast guard or game warden when you really need them

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can i find more sites like www.letastopshop.com?

Finsih your drink first as it will be hard enough to get into the life raft while holding the rest of the bottle. Doh!

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Houseboat...?

Bottoms up now and later.

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