What is a funny name for a boat ...that is not to offensive?

There are so many humourous names out there... one thing to keep in mind is that, at some time in the future, you may have to call the coastguard on VHF.. consider what your boat name is going to sound like when the conversation is broadcast to the entire coast...

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"xxx Coastguard, this is yacht Silly Bugger, Silly Bugger..."

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"Go ahead, Silly Bugger, this is xxx Coastguard..."

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The best thing is to come up with a subtle joke... for example, where I grew up, there was a make of yacht called the "Rival", and many of them had names like "Later Rival" or "Safer Rival"...

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Other good examples have been "Vitamin Sea", a speedboat called "Shot off a Shivel" and I have many fond memories of "Tall Sheep".

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Or a play on somebody's name... a friend's last name is Champion, so his pick was "Championship"

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Of course, there's always the perennial, "After You..."
As, in "Darling, I named my boat After You"

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JaiJai's Personal Floatation Device (or PFD)
Princess Jai Jai
Rubber Ducky
J.J.Minnow

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When my boyfriend and I first met...
his boat was named... "Ya Wet Yet".
was a speed boat... . Nice and Hot...

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I saw a sailboat named "passing wind", My first boat was named MT Pockets after my initials. I thought it was clever but have seen it many times (like Luna above). Sea Note (a banker no doubt) Seas The Day etc. A boat in my marina is also named Dixie Normous. Say that quick.

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Due to it's fondness for leaking, I named our boat "Wetasse"!

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If you fish HAPPY-HOOKER.

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sway back maru/ slippery when wet!/ Bouncin boobie/ wave rider/chick magnet/ midlife crisis/harem hunter.

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I like the idea of the name of the boat on Gilligans Island: SS Minnow

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The funniest name I've seen was on a large yacht.