Wife selling skoda?

Question:
my wife is selling he p reg skoda with no mot how much can she expect for it
any laughable jokes will be wellcome
cheers
tony

Answers:

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A lady went to a Skoda dealership to buy a car, only to be told that, due to new EEC regulations, she had to provide an account of her medical history before she could purchase the car.
Slightly annoyed she complied, and returned the following day with the required information.
The salesman read the documents & said "Sorry ma'am, but you can't buy a Skoda"
"Why on earth not?" asked the perplexed woman.
"Well," said the salesman, "It says here that you've had a hysterectomy, and you have to be a complete c**t to buy a Skoda!"

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What is skoda?!!?

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Wow, you English people are waay different than us here in the U.S.
Is that like a Kia or something?

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not a lot i'm afraid. i part exchanged a favorit for a felicia a few years ago (L to W) and i got barely £500 for the L reg

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I like the Skoda's now,some of them are really nippy.The little one,is it the Fabia. Depends what model and the condition.

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A full tank of petrol might double it's value

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I only know about the one with the Skoda dealers being at the top of a hilll... so customers can't return their cars! I'd guess £150

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Cars without an mot are wortless, try putting it through an mot, if it passes it will be worth alot more, if it fails you can at least tell potential buyers what is needed which might get you a bit more

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P reg- wow, now that is an optimistic sale lol!

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N'ah seriously if that is after the VW buyout then it will actually be a respectable motor.
Good luck on the sale dude

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make sure the rear heated screen works, its a big selling point on old skodas and it means that the new owners will have nice worm hands when the have to push it.

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I've just checked my pocket and found an old button, some fluff and 7p. I'll take the Skoda off your hands if you let me keep the button!

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"P" reg and she's selling it

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She'll get more from you tonight once it's gone and that will be payment enough

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