If Courtney Love were a car- what kind of car would she be?

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A poorly pimped Cadillac El Dorado with the weird soft fabric top and the non-required trashy gentlemen sitting in driver's seat as Courtney babbles on about god-knows-what. She begins to lose the top of outfit while her chauffeur flies down the Pacific Coast highway in a methamphetamine-induced stupor supplemented by liberal amounts of mescaline, intravenously pumped from an IV bag hanging on the B column.

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You see, it had been a rough day for Courtney, much like any day. She awoke, realized that she had not done anything particularly stupid and/or shockingly illegal in the preceding 48 hours and realizing the lack of her media presence decided that she would take the ol' caddy out with her trusty chauffeur-***-dealer on a booze cruise through Malibu. The caddy was the obvious choice, it had the all the class of a 1983 Nancy Reagan look-alike hooker without the flash associated with her Buick Riviera riding on whatever the hell they come stock with. So, the Cadillac it was. She and her chauffeur at this point are passing the Gladstone's cruising up to the colony. This is inherently difficult for if one is familiar with the windy PCH, and mescaline, for that matter. The chauffeur thanks whomever that the Caddy is large and imposing, which makes it better because at this point, he's swerving like Courtney's speech at an Award's Show. Of course, this being Malibu, there isn't a cop for miles because god-knows they're toking up Decker Canyon. So the caddy winds its way up the PCH towards Mugu, the weather' s gorgeous, Courtney's rattling sober and fading quickly, the chauffeur pulls into Zuma in the caddy, everything stops, they look at Courtney, slumped over in the passenger seat and at the 1982 Cadillac El Dorado and they say:

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If Courtney Love were a car she would be a Cadillac El Dorado. Classy with that little flavor of yesterday's trashy skank.

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