Are Kellogs fooling the public?I.E crunchy nut lanes for cars.Friends tell me they dont exist.Was this a con?

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Anyone else ever had an accident on the freeway during Rush Hour?

No they're real but becareful you dont end up on the marmite motorway

To avoid traffic jam on 101 north, how early do I need to be?

Are you serious?

How do I get to canal street shopping district?

yep! it was a load of rubbish! i read the packaging back to back and there wasn't a mention on there as to how to apply. now it turns out to all be a marketing ploy.

How many workers go to Manhattan, from outside it, on an average weekday: in commuter trains?(not the subway)?

I know is a bit of a stupid ad, isnt it? Well very stupid actually, almost as stupid as the Trident one...

What couriers are cheap and will pick on saturday?

pmsl...are u thick..or are u trying to con us in trying to make us believe that u really believe that..if u understand any of what i just wrote then u must be clever

What type of transport do you think is better?

...Ha?

What is starter motor?

its true i am a member and it is brilliant at rush hour but still can't get membership with flora to use the fast lane in the motorway its crap!!

For my prom car and rentals?

I don't believe that any of these answers are supplying you with the truth. The advert is a little misleading as it makes it look like major cities have the CNL as we call it in the trade. This is currently untrue, hjowever, we are hoping to roll this out nationwide over the next 5 years. Currently the CNL can be found on the A30 westbound between Launceston and Bodmin and on the M6 I believe currently between junctions 8 and 10. We have received many emails and calls from very satisfied permit holders who really do appreciate the lengths that we go to ensure that you enjoy your Crunchy Nuts. Depending on the success of this campaign we are hoping to launch Kelloggs All Bran lanes for those who need to use the loo in a hurry and the Special K Lane for beautiful shapely women wearing red swimming cossies. I hope these meets with your approval.
Many thanks for your intelligent question
Kelloggs Roads Campaign UK

How does the bus system work in Quito?

The funny thing is I thought this yesterday. As really its false advertisment as I didnt see any message on the add saying it wasnt real.
So what I would do is send a complaint to them. Saying you love Crunchy nut cornflakes so much that when you saw the advert for the lane you got very excited. Only to be made a fool of infront of your mates as you wanted to get home to eat them and now you have to wait like everyone else.
This way you might get some free cereal off them.
Good Luck

When are you sopposed to drive with a permit?

I was stuck in a traffic jam last week and i couldn`t find a Crunchy Nut lane
I could have been home in no time
The advert is false advertising they get us to eat Crunchy Nut Flakes so we can use the lane but we cant find the lanes Its all a con

California carpool violation?

No, it's called advertising. The point of the advert was that people love crunchy nut so much they just can't wait in traffic jams, so they have a quicker route home to get them lovely crispy golden corn flakes enriched by the honey and nuts.

What bus route can I take to get to Unites Skates of America?

It's not real, just like there really is no green giant to pick sweetcorn.

What do you think of n0bheads who hog the outside lane and refuse to move over so you can pass them.?

They have them in Lincoln for women on the school run I hear

Why do buses always stop in front of train tracks and open their doors when crossing the tracks?

Its True! Its True! Duhhhhh

What do i do when someone is blocking my driveway in NYC and i need to leave?

Your "friends" are trying to mis-lead you.

Traffic Light on Yellow/Red?

If you are observant, you will see these lanes appearing all over the UK next Sunday morning.

How does everyone feel about the price of gas going back up?

(Look at a calender!)