I have a very flatulent friend that I carpool with...?

Question:
... who has informed me that he ate chili today and will be even MORE flatulent than usual on our way home.

Who were the men selling watches from their cars at South Mimms and Clacketts Lane services in the early 90s?


How should I feel about this? Angry? Because I have to admit, that's the direction I am leaning.

Answers:

What driving habits will get you better mpg?

Well, the 'adult' thing to do is to take the guy out for a beer or such at lunch time or after work and have a serious discussion. Your friend may be using humor to deny his condition or offset the problem deal thru that and see if you can get a resolution.

I had to cross a red light to let an ambulance through. Will I get fined?!?


If not, then ultimately you will have to decide to accept his by-products as gross as it is, or join a new car pool.

What time is it where your at? 12:30am here?



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NJ Transit..on sundays?

I would tell him that everytime he flatulents in your car that he has to give you a dollar or find his own ride home

I lost my keys...?

Tell him straight up
You should not have to suffer!

WHY is there NO Public Transpostation in a LOT of Area on Weekends & Holidays?I dont Drive To Save the EARTH?

I would have put Beano in that person's chili. That way there will Beano gas later.

How much fuel does a greyhound bus use while driving from San Francisco to LA (350 miles)?

Ride with him, or take a cab. He can have all the chili he wants, its his car. Enjoy!!

Should speed limits be taken out in most places in the USA?

just open the window and enjoy the ride

Radar Detectors?

Keep all the windows down, and you should be all right.

Why is it that the highways are always being worked on?

Yes, I would be pretty angry. My brother is lactose intolerant and
he could peel paint with his. Maybe you should tell him he needs to work on his "problem". Or if he doesn't take that hint
maybe someone should buy him a bottle of beano.

How much will a grey hound bus cost me to travel 190 miles?

Just have a ready spray perfume in your car.

When will gas hit five dollars per gallon?

I think that fact that ur friend warned u ahead of time was nice and thoughtful. Perhaps you only care and/or love this friend when he/she is not gassy. Which is pretty crappy...no pun intended.

Whats the cheapest you ever paid for a gallon of gas in your life time? i remember 39.9 cents.?

Go find a cork and fashion a butt-plug for this flatulent friend. Put some glue on it so that it won't become dislodged.
However, that will bring up the problem of applying said butt-plug. Assuming that he does apply it, can you trust him? Maybe since he did warn you in advance.
If you want to be self-reliant, I would find the nearest Army surplus store and buy a gas mask or hazmat suit.

Why is it that whilst in the 3rd lane of a motorway, you get some people who just wont get out of your way?

This person is immune to Beano. I have also experienced his "talent" before. Once he did it on my desk and I swear it sounded and felt like tremors. I could not return for at least 30 minutes. He needs to get his anal sphincter checked out for possible damage.

Are we really sincere to mumbai traffice problem?


You are in your right to be indignant, as he has had his way with my automobile numerous times too.

Where can I get directions if I simply would like to get from a particular highway to the next highway?

your retarted why wouldnt you just buy your own car.
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