Where do you get the Crunchy Nut Passes from?The ones that enable you to use the Crunchy Nut lanes.?

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How long does it take to get from irvine to long beach in the morning?

I belive its the Office for Nutabix (OfNut) part of the Department for Transport (DoT.).
Also backed by another office called Office of the Protection of Roads and Transport(OfPRaT).

Would you consider buying a moped to save on gas?

Nutabix passes AKA Crunchy Nut passes can be purchased for the grand sum of £5million per year in cold hard cash in circulated untraceable notes. Please leave your black bag at the entrance to OfNut.

Motorway ettiquette?

sorry but either OMG or LOL

How long does your journey home take and do you take your own transport or use the public?

Are you an alien or, even more scary, are you actually serious? Calm down, dear. It's a commercial...

How do you get to Poyle from the Heathrow Airport ?

from the mad house.

Ever ponder the mind set of the person who made up road signs?

Try the government,they will try to legislate ANYTHING. Have a nice day.

If the light is green, why are we not moving?

Controlled by the same quango that regulates public toilets - OFFP*SS.

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