Stuck in a motorway traffic jam and desperate for a wee, what do you do?

Question:
Bumper to bumper for past 2 hours, no chance of going to a service station, and you so desperate you can't think of anything else - what do you do

Answers:

What do people think of congestion charging?

This happened to me, but stuck for 8 hours on the M1, everybody needed a pee, women went into a nearby field, those that were modest got other motorists to shield them, most men just stood behind the crash barrier. People swapped CDs and tapes, shared food and so on. In the end, some one got their tools out and took the bolts out of the crash barrier so that they could do a U turn

When you are on the road are you the tortoise or the hare?

If you can access the internet I'm sure you can find somewhere to pee

Why do only certain parts of town have one way streets?

wee into a bottle

Is it impolite to ask your neighbor or co-worker to drive you?

they are now emergency containers on the market where you can just pull over a wee into them for both male and fem and if you are in a jam you dont even have to pull over

how to get rid of traffic jam in dubai?

That latte cup can come in handy.

How do you stay awake on long drives?

always carry an empty 2 litre bottle in the car just in case.

Why is the right lane considered the slow lane?

Cry until I most likely pee myself. i could never bring myself to pee in a bottle.

Why do I sometimes want to swerve my car into oncoming traffic when I hear a sad song on the radio?

I would pee into a bottle or cup or something. if not convenient I would leave my car run across the lanes of traffic and pee on the side of the road.

Why does the HOV lane symbol on the I-5 near Seattle changes from 2+ people to just 2?

Being male makes it easy. Just hop out, open the trunk and pretend to look for something and take a 'stealth whizz'. Just try not to go and get it in the trunk is all - your groceries will be there tomorrow ya know! If you are not male, well I have never been that other gender so just never studied how to solve this problem for them.

Does anyone know how to get from Detroit to Twelve Oaks Mall in Novi by bus?

you simly pull over and woop it out and do your thing

why do people drive slow in the fast lane and dont get out of your way when your are tailgating them?

Lol, I knew a guy once that was bursting for something else and it got so bad that he just did it and prayed he wasn't stopped for a spot-check by the cops! True.

How long does it take to get from Ramsgate to London by train?

get down from the car and wee or get a container and wee on it

Why is there never a day when the whole of The London Underground works perfectly?

take it to ur fuel tank reminds me back to the future

what causes domestic rage?

do what the illegals do use a bottle. only don't throw it out the window. screw the lid on tight and dispose of it in the trash

Road Conditions.......Please Answer?

just get out and go behind a bush i always have done. i dont know why but years ago there used to be loads of loo's along the highways and byways of the uk but now they have all started to dissapear, it's like suddenly no one needs to pee any more.

What is the best way to commute from Hackensack, NJ to Rockleigh, NJ 07647?

Get out and have a piss on the hard shoulder or piss your pants

What route does the Boston Post Road begin and end?

go in a bottle (make sure you have tinted windows)

Would you give up your seat on bus or subway, if...?

Get out and go in the bushes on the side or in a bottle/cardboard cup.

Yes or no: Are you annoyed when parents take an open buggy on public transport?

You women would be stuck tho...

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