Car wont crank ?

Question:
My fren Rollo is got no beer and no weed and da dam car wont crank. we bees axin the ***** upstairs to jump us off but she got da rong thought.
What ta do ?

Answers:

gmc s15 1985?

Try axin the ***** downstairs.

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