How do I reset the SRS light in my 1997 Honda Civic?

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This can be a problem. The issue with the chip inside the enigne involves a poorly seated processor. In order to fix the issue, you need to find the chip, and remove the thermolydic heat sync from the processor and replace it. Removing the thermolydic heat sync can be a problem. You need a mineral rich substance, such as urine. Now, while disgusting, it is nessesary. The mineral rich urine helped me remove the thermolydic heat sync from my processor. The chip inside the vehicle is easy to find in many sex toys, such as vibraters (male that is). Then it is a simple matter of dismantiling the toy, removing the chip (they dont have thermolydic heat syncs so dont worry about removing one from the toy.) and putting it back onto the port inside the hood. As an adhesive, Krazy glue will melt off the chip, and gorilla glue will foam up too much and will kill the board entirely. To help with this, simply use vaginal fluids mixed with crazy glue. The pyridine and lactic acids are very good at negating heat. use about 9 parts glue to 1 pat fluid. Hope this helped!

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