Help Im in trouble ! My mrs wanted a car for xmas I asked what sort she said something really racy & fast?

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0-60 in 2seconds

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I bought her some bathroom scales

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steeling jokes off terry wogan

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update on My car keeps overheating (94 Dodge spirit)?

If she weighs alot then they will got 0-60 in 2 seconds no problem.

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toyota avalon?

And she had to weight for them?

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Breaks and Rotors question...?

The Bathroom Scales isn't exactly a new line in Porsches. I'd say some apologies are in order here. Take her to an expensive restaurant & show her how much you care.

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good one!

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Yes very funny, I bet you're a hoot at parties.

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Suggest you put these in jokes and riddle section.

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Dude...you are sooo in the doghouse. The only way out is to buy her a new Mustang GT convertible...favorite of overweight, middle-age women everywhere.

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Lmao nice one, if shes upset, get some marker pens and put go faster on them, avoid spoilers as it makes her wiegh more and there for its going to hurt you more when she wraps it round ur head

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No air and hot steam?

If she want a car that does 0-60 in 2 seconds or less you'll be dishing out a couple of MILLION for it cos your looking at F1 cars for that. Most, if not all the fastest car available to the (very rich) public can hardly do 0-60 in about 3 seconds, let alone 2. Good luck with your divorce.

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But you could look at http://www.fastestcar.net/ to show her what car can do what in what time.
But even the Thrust SSC (the fastest car in the world) could do 0-100 in four, and that thing was jet powered.
http://www.thrustssc.com if you want to see it.

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Removing Rust?

get her a miata n make up for being an *** dude

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In other words, you told her she was fat.
You're toast.

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