What is a good opening for my motorcycle speech?

Question:
i am doing a speech in my school and its on motorcycles. i'm having trouble with the opening sentence, like to introduce my speeech. any ideas??

Answers:

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That's a hard question not knowing the mood of your speech or anything. Is it a lighthearted speech about the joys of motorcycling, or is it something serious like safety issues?

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When I was in school I enjoyed doing things like this. I always started off with some comment which required at least one of the listeners to make a response.

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But you might start off asking the listeners, "How many of you have motorcycles?" or something similar.

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