Aren't Harley Davidson motorcycles smashing?

Question:
I say, what an absolutely tip top machine the Harley Davidson is. By jove, those Americans really know how to be build motorcycles don't they. I had a spiffing afternoon riding through the estate on my Porsche V-ROD, golly, what fun it was! All my pals have them.Wiffy likes to ride his out on a sunday afternoon and watch all the jealous proletariat drooling over his iron horse. Soggy sometimes comes out with me for a ride, an afternoon spent putt-putting through the Downs is absolutely top hole.Soggy and i have got all the gear your know, oh yes, my butler says we look "really mean" when we're all togged up in our H-D gear. Anyway,TTFN, i must go and kill a few foxes (on the QT of course), toodle pip,what! Lord Halfwit
PS-Chill out!!..surely the Harley dealership doesn't take your sense of humour as well as your life savings? :-)

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Rubber-side-down. :D

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someone as weird as you shouldn't be allowed to ride a Harley!

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Certainly is old chap, an absolutely splendid creation.

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no doubt bout it harley is hot. and when you couple it with porche technology you have one extreme bike capable of one hell of a ride. but... i am old school. western style bikes are the creme of the crop. when you lean back on a pair of ape hangers and hit the throttle, well it just doesn't get any better thats why i had mine modified. chop, drop , and leaned back.later ( its a good sunny day, gone riding)

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Cheers!

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pinkys up tea drinker.what a girl.

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Funny boy.
Nanny let you go play with the boys, I see.

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Sir, Oh wot humour is this, wot!
Wide out in the wain, never never sir I say...

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Brilliant!

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Please dear god I hope you are joking!!

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At last a proper Harley rider, Enjoy your steed old chap.