My fat, bald friend bought a freakin' Hardley?

Question:
He's a CPA, for crying out loud. He just showed up wearing a bunch of *new* "biker" leathers, straight from the showroom, bandana and all. He keeps bugging me to get a tattoo with him, and now he ends every sentence with "Dude!". Last weekend he wanted to go downtown and gang-audit somebody!

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Yeah, sounds like your jealous that you can't be a poser riding a shitty bike made by a company that Im ashamed is from America. Harleys fing suck, I can't believe the US can't build a decent bike or car, so very depressing.

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I like the gang audit line, funny as hell. If you really want to have some fun with him get him one of those old biker shirts that says born to lose, hehehe.

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Sounds like a fun guy
He can take me for a ride

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AA Hardley??..is that anything like a Harley ?..he sounds like a gas..and is probaly going through some sort of weird change in life...go with the flow, but forget the tatoo

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HAHAHA Thats funny thanks for the laugh :o)

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You make it sound like he's the first fat, bald CPA to buy a Harley. Have you seen the average Harley rider lately? He'll fit right in with the rest of the yuppie wanna be pretenders. You only live once, might as well make it interesting.

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Sounds like he was wanting a change in his life and had the guts to make it happen. Bravo! to him. Sounds like you are a little bit embarrassed of your friend, with his new duds and all.... I wouldn't worry about it, its probably a phase and he will come to his senses soon enough.

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Gang-audit! LMAO - he sounds like a riot. (c:

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Haven't you noticed? Theres several thousand fat bald yuppies out there riding Harley's. It's the new "freedom thing". What ever happened to the Hells Angels? They must be riding Hondas.

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You have a friend? Who would have thought?

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What was he thinking? Buying a Hardley when he could of spent his money on something like a.....Harley. Your friend sounds like a blast. You sound kind of stuff shirt, like an accountant. Maybe you're jealous your friend has broken out of the mold. Maybe you should try it too rather than fighting it. You might find out you enjoy the change.

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LMAO, Very funny, I think?

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Well now...there are ALOT of " fat ,bald "dudes out there riding, me for one, difference is I have been at it 50 years, but that sure does not affect your friends right to finding his " place " in the life, I just got started earlier that's all....plus some of your " fat, bald " bikers are tattooed and some real nasty S.O.B.'s.

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It's never too late to"Change your life" Good for him. He'll be out riding, drinking beer, flirting with the biker chicks ,going on poker rruns ,and bike shows ,tricking his bike out, meeting new 'Buds' ,going on road trips,*Sturgis, Laughlin, Daytona ,4 Corners etc. etc.** And what will you be doing? P.S. maybe if you're nice he'll teach you how to spell,H.A.R.L.E.Y. (D ?)

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I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with Freakin' Hardley's and I've been riding for 38 yrs. It must be one of those over the top metrics.
I think you should tell your friend how you really feel about him.
Why don't you take the lead? Just ask him out and have a one on one audit.
Maybe he wants to take you with him to the tattoo parlor because he would like to get a tattoo with your name in it, Dude, Dud or what ever your name is.
Hey, don't be jealous, just put yourself on a budget and before you know it, you to will have new biker leathers too.
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