Motorcycle jinxed?

Question:
Everytime I even look at it I get hurt! I've crashed so many times or just fall off could a motorcycle be possesed? Seriously.

Answers:

Which motocross bike should I get?

no... it`s you ,sell the bike. when you are older you just don`t have the balance ,you had when you were young
some people, are not bike people

Oil leaking out of the oil filler cap?

may be its a sign that could mean a lot of things take it seriously slow down this is serious

Yamaha v-max 1.200.?

Have you had any formal/professional training? I recommend that you take an MSF basic rider's course - it is not the motorcycle that is causing the crash, it is the rider. There's a lot more to it than just hopping on and cranking the throttle, and good training is important - riding a motorcycle is a high-risk venture, and requires a high degree of ability in several inter-related critical skills, especially in today's traffic. Look up the Motorcycle Safety Foundation (www.msf.org) and find a training center near you - it might save your life.

When i turn my shocks upside down,oil come out from the valve,it's a harley air shocks w/ part # 54565-97c

Get a car or good life insurance.

Can I get an amen?

Re-paint it, take it to a "Blessing of the Bikes".

Motorcycle wrecked?

why don't you sell the one you have now and buy another
bike i bet the results are the same.don't ride anymore you
stink at riding.

Does anyone remember BSA motorbikes and the joke for what BSA stood for?

All motorcycles, from all countries, from all manufacturers, are possesed by the devil.

Friends i want a catchy name for a web-site i am making where i be selling vintage vespas,lambrettas ,parts?

That's why I like them.

Motorbike help please?

Could be you just suck at riding.