Have you ever hidden in the toilet to avoid the train fare?

Question:
I haven't. I'm completely honest. Honest.

Answers:

On the railways what is meant by 'up' and 'down' lines?

No, because that would be the same as stealing. In fact, if caught, you could be charged with theft of service. I am very honest. I will save up and pay whatever the cost of the ticket, to get to my destination(s).

Why aren't there private railcars and locomotives?

I am planning on riding Amtrak (USA), to see my dad, in Connecticut, from Chicago and I INTEND to pay my way there!

What is id of Indian rail to post my new idea?

Most trains in Britain ARE toilets!! :)

I have a train ticket from Liverpool to Euston, am I allowed to get off at Watford Junction without a fine?

No.

Why trains have no differentials ?

Yes i have all the way from London to Great Yarmouth. A Friend of my husbands waited for another passenger to go into the toilet then banged on the door and shouted tickets please and insisted the man push his ticket under the door to be checked, when they did this he simply picked it up and sat down when the ticket inspector came round the man was removed from the train for not having a valid ticket.

Getting into first class?

Luvvin' CTU's answer, nuff said, give that man 10 points immediately damn you!

Grosvenor Square? What train line on the waterloo must we follow to get to grosvenor square?

yeah we used to go to the end of the train hoping he wouldn`t get to us as well the things you do when you are skint

History of a train called L J BREEZE?

Nope, I'd rather pay double fare than hide out for any period of time in some of the train toilets I've seen in the past...

What did the victorians think the of the invention...steam trains?

no you could meet the ticket man as you come out

What's the technical difference (if any) between normal tracks and tracks for high speed trains? Many Thanks

A shame you hadn't flushed yourself away.
I guess you where wearing your snorkel.

Are there any B Units that are used with EMD DD35? Because I know UP has some?

No need - I take the bus.

What is the quickest way to get to Boston from Hempstead NY by train?

No, and I don't think I'd want to. I've never been on an American train with a particularly sanitary bathroom.

Is it true that all railway cars smell vaguely of feces?

People hoping to avoid their fare by hiding in the toilet are very stupid, it's the first place we look. I've recovered hundreds, if not thousands of pounds from idiots who think they can get away with something like that. Pretending to be asleep is another moronic dodge, as is pretending to be engaged in an important phone call in the vestibule.
Don't even think about it...

Will the Rosslare to Dublin railway get a better service?

Such a dishonest thing to to, it is just as bad as throwing slugs in the farebox on the bus, or hiding in the wheelwell of a plane (except those people usually freeze to death).

Is it legal for a TOC to charge a higher fare on train than at booking office and not call it a penalty fare?

I haven't ridden an Amtrak as of yet.

What measures do railway cars use to avoid collision?

Yes, who hasnt. If rail fares wernt so expensive nobody would do it.

Why flies dont crash in railway boggie when it flies inside running train?

yes and quite succesfully too.

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