From which platform do I catch the gravy train?

Question:
All rich people seem to be riding on the gravy train. How do I get on it?

Answers:

why do people not talk to each other when traveling on metro trains in the u.s?

LOL i like your question, but sadly hunny if i had the answer i would be on the gravy train with you!

I had booked a rail ticket through irctc website. It shows waitlist as W/L 2, RLGN. What does it mean?

haha sorry but this question just cracked me up.when you find out,let me know honey

What triggers the crossarm warning signs come down at Railroad crossings?

University is a good start

If a live current line is broken and falls on a railway track, what will happen?

you need to get off the gravy boat first

how long it take for the standard gauge to establish itself as de facto gauge on the railways in the USA?

You just need the biggest dumplings! LOL

What are the stones for on railway tracks?

Ask Roger Waters (ex Pink Floyd). One of the songs on Wish You Were Here mentions it

Which are the trains from Mumbai to Amritsar?

the platform of roast beef... mmmm gravy

has anyone been to the Monticello & Sangamon Valley Railway meusem?

you can cattch the gravy train at the same platform where the when pigs can fly train comes by. Don't mistake this for the work hard for what you want platform though..that trains a bumpy ride..

is the indian rail way a good goods transporter?

Get a lift with the guy who does the Milk Round at uni, he'll drop you off at the right stop!

how to get from amsterdam centraal station to schipol airport?

;)

Would CSX mind if I took one of thier locos. out for a spin?

Dont have any friends, work like a dog, avoid a social life, then dont spend any, and inbreed to stop golddiggers.
The only way, then you can invest,THEN live your life, depressing i know.

what are the two fastest train from delhi to mumbai. tell me their timings and duration of their journey.?

It starts at Oxo station

Australian railroad question.?

Yep that made me smile.
I always miss that train.

what is the train station called in scotland?

get a brain first

how long by rail from frankfurt airport to cologne and how much?

You need to make it to the station first. That's the hard part!

need the price of an amtak train ticket from crete,il to milwaukss wi?

Try Marylebone Stn, Liverpool St Stn, King's Cross Stn, or Fenchurch St Stn as they're all on the Monopoly board!

Why on Earth do so many people get hit by trains?

the best platform is having rich parents that way you don't have to earn or work for anything.