Why did the bus driver nearly crash ?

Question:
A bus driver picked up an old lady. She sat behind him. After a while she gave him some nuts. Not being rude he accepted and gobbled them up. Every few more stops she gave him more nuts... He kept on eating.

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The driver was confused now and asked ' Where are you getting all these nuts from?'

Yay or nay?

The old lady replies ' I can't chew them. I only like the chocolate around them. '

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hehe, thats a good one. thank you

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Ya cannot teach a granny to suck nuts
Doh! Sorry I meant eggs lol

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cause he found out he missed out on the chocolate

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Thanks for the laugh!

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Otay

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That was a good one

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